Amanda Bynes Maxim Magazine Pictures

January 8, 2010, 11:41 am

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Amanda Bynes has still got it! And by “it” of course I mean mediocre looks but huge breasts.

Amanda Bynes posed for this moderately sexy photo spread in the upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine. As you can see Amanda’s tits are as talented as ever. Her face on the other hand still looks like a slightly more busted version of Miley Cyrus’ mug.

This is a good start for Amanda but if she wants to become relevant again she is going to have to show those massive chesticles. Either through leaked cell phone pics or a very tastefully done photo shoot by me in my basement.

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New Amanda Bynes Pictures From Maxim

January 14, 2010, 10:37 am

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We have just obtained these new pictures of Amanda Bynes in Maxim magazine.

As you can see, Amanda once again puts her talents on full display in these photos. From her previous Maxim pictures we could already see that she had a bitchin rack, but in these new ones Amanda hits us with a bombshell… she also has a nice shaped butt and legs!

These pictures of Amanda Bynes are going to do wonders for her career. However, I still maintain that if she wants to make it on the A-list we are going to have to see some nipple, or at the very least some bare ass. Again I’d like to volunteer my services to take these photos of Amanda Bynes in a completely tasteful and classy manner either in my basement or chained to my bed. Whichever she is more comfortable with.

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Amanda Bynes Slutty Twitter Pic

February 1, 2011, 10:01 am

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Washed-up has been Amanda Bynes took to her Twitter account to post the above slutty pictures to try to revive her long dead career.

Amanda Bynes has a long way to go if she wants to get back into the movies, and showing her stomach while wearing some tights is just not going to get the job done.

Amanda needs to realize how irrelevant she is right now. The only thing that will restart her career is a sex tape. However, it can not be just any sex tape it is going to have to be something special. Possibly involving some sort of farm animal and moderately heavy fisting.

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Amanda Bynes Flashes Her Tits

April 11, 2011, 12:14 pm

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Amanda Bynes was a marginally attractive teen star before drifting off into obscurity. However, she has made a comeback of sorts in the past year by announcing to the world that she loves big black cock, and by twittering slutty pictures of her self.

Heathen Westerners love loose coal burners, so it comes as no surprise that Amanda Bynes has landed the starring role in the new movie “Hop”. Based on the trailer I’ve been able to deduce that Amanda plays a slutty girl who likes to eat rabbit shit. No doubt a role she was born to play.

To celebrate Amanda Bynes’ triumphant return to the Hollywood spotlight, here is a GIF of her flashing her tits to a group of guys. Rumor has it that this was the moment that Amanda Bynes was “discovered”, but I still maintain her big break came when she blew that casting director in his office on Wilshire Blvd.

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Amanda Bynes Flashes Her Breast

February 6, 2012, 3:18 pm

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Desperate to regain the spotlight, washed-up actress Amanda Bynes appears to have flashed her breast in the photo above.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is leaving some Hollywood club after a night filled with heathen debauchery, when she catches sight of some paparazzi who are hopelessly looking for a celeb to photograph and decide to settle on her. Obviously Amanda tries to seize the moment by casually dropping her shirt from her shoulder exposing her sinful lady breast.

No doubt this is just the shot in the arm Amanda Bynes’ career needed, and thanks to the Zionists in Hollywood we will now be forced to see her once again starring in awful movies. This truly is a dark day for humanity.

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Amanda Bynes Converts To Islam

September 5, 2012, 6:09 am

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As you can see in the photo above, former Disney star Amanda Bynes has converted to Islam and is wearing a stylish but ill-fitting burka.

It is always darkest before the dawn, so it is great to see that Amanda Bynes has finally seen the light, and pulled herself out of the Zionist infested cesspool of depravity and intoxicants that is Hollywood. Now the only high Amanda will concern herself with is the natural high which comes from serving at the beck and call of us Muslim men.

Of course Amanda Bynes will have to make amends for her years of living in sin. However, her knack for driving cars into things could prove invaluable when she is sent on her special “mission” of repentance with a trunk loaded with “retribution” for the infidels.

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Amanda Bynes’ Vagina Found Beat To Death

March 25, 2013, 5:09 am

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Amanda Bynes’ vagina was found beat to death late last night in an alley in Harlem on West 129th St between 5th Ave and Adam Clayton Powell Blvd.

The vagina was pronounced dead at the scene as it had been badly beaten, chewed on, and stabbed repeatedly. Ironically, the coroner’s report indicates that if Amanda Bynes’ vagina had not been murdered it probably would have died soon anyway due to being infected with “super AIDS”.

The gruesome discovery comes just days after Amanda Bynes tweeted that she wanted mongoloid R&B star Drake to “murder my vagina”. Authorities have not confirmed that Drake is a suspect in the death of Amanda Bynes’ vagina, but do say that he is a “person of interest” in the case.

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Amanda Bynes Crazy Sexy Twitter Video

April 17, 2013, 5:16 am

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Amanda Bynes just posted the above video to her Twitter account, and already the mean-spirited infidel haters are attacking her by calling her “crazy”.

Well this Amanda Bynes video is certainly crazy… crazy sexy that is. As you can see, Amanda is wearing a lovely black burka as she makes seductive and suggestive faces into a mirror to the beat of techno.

The video then goes dark for about 10 seconds while the erotic anticipation builds. Amanda Bynes then returns with even more glorious lip pouting and alluring winks.

Amanda Bynes has won my heart, and awoken my mighty tunic snake with this video. I am prepared to offer her father 3 goats for her hand in marriage. Allah willing I will bed this magnificent seductress soon.

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Amanda Bynes Tweets Her Sexiest Pic Yet

April 22, 2013, 5:10 am

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Once again the infidel haters are attacking Amanda Bynes and calling her “crazy” for tweeting the above sexy photo of her face superimposed on a camel.

It is hard to tell where Amanda Bynes’ head ends and the camel begins. Clearly Amanda’s Photoshop skills are second only to the man who made brother Barack Obama’s birth certificate.

Not only is this Amanda Bynes camel photo not “psychotic” like many are claiming, but to anyone with taste (i.e. us Muslim men) it is an extremely erotic work of art.

Amanda Bynes and camels share many similarities (except for the fact that Amanda doesn’t spit she swallows) as both have large humps, and us Muslims would enjoy riding either long and hard through the desert night.

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Amanda Bynes Tweets Topless Photos

May 2, 2013, 4:55 am

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Amanda Bynes represents the epitome of American class and sophistication, so it is not surprising to see her tweet these topless photos of herself wearing ripped up stockings in a bathroom.

These topless pictures just go to show that the drug dealing pimp that lands Amanda Bynes as his “bottom bitch” is going to be one lucky guy, as it is clear that Amanda would eagerly fulfill a man’s every fantasy no matter how kinky and depraved.

Like say for instance a handsome jihadist celebrity blogger has a fetish for packing a woman’s colon with C-4 and then sending her into a crowded Jerusalem marketplace. Most girls chicken out before carrying out the act, but you better believe a “down ass chick” like Amanda Bynes would see it through until climax.

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Amanda Bynes Claims A Cop Slapped Her Vagina

May 27, 2013, 5:13 am

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Former Disney star Amanda Bynes has filed a sexual harassment complaint with the New York Police Department, claiming that a male cop slapped her vagina.

While being arrested for throwing a bong out the window of her Manhattan apartment, Amanda Bynes says the officer slapped her in the vagina. The officer is claiming that he only slapped Amanda Bynes’ vagina after it became aggressive and charged him.

According to a spokesman for the NYPD the issue is under investigation, but it appears as though the officer in question used “necessary force” as Amanda Bynes’ vagina had become belligerent and unruly, and was trying to engulf the officer’s big black nightstick.

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Amanda Bynes Maxim Magazine Pictures

January 8, 2010, 11:41 am

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Amanda Bynes has still got it! And by “it” of course I mean mediocre looks but huge breasts.

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Amanda Bynes Nude Photo Leaked

June 17, 2013, 12:33 pm

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A photo of what appears to be Amanda Bynes nude has just leaked to the Web.

It looks as though Amanda Bynes is completely naked while in a crack house, and considering Amanda’s reported proclivity for smoking both the rock and black poles it is clear that she is smiling from ear to ear as she has just had her fill of both.

Yes this Amanda Bynes nude photo is yet another cry for attention from this washed up child star. May Allah see fit to smite this coal burner with AIDS before she offends us further with her shameful nude body.

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Amanda Bynes Using A Dildo Machine

July 1, 2013, 12:28 pm

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Amanda Bynes appears to have resorted to using a dildo machine to get off in the photo above.

After years of being a degenerate whore in heathen Hollywood, Amanda Bynes’ lady parts have lost all elasticity. With no hope of receiving sexual pleasure, Amanda Bynes’ various drug dealer/rapper boyfriends have had a tough time maintaining an erection while inside her vast cavernous baby cave.

Frustrated by this lack of performance, Amanda Bynes took matters into her own hands, and came up with this “Amanda Bynes F*cking Machine” which will thrust in and out of her with no regard for its own sexual pleasure, the foul smell, or the numerous STDs it encounters.

Reportedly Amanda Bynes is in talks with Walmart, and hopes to have the “Amanda Bynes F*cking Machine” on store shelves before the Christmas shopping season.

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Amanda Bynes Naked In A Sex Swing

July 16, 2013, 12:36 pm

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Amanda Bynes appears to be getting ready to be pounded hard by a virile Muslim while naked with her legs spread in a sex swing.

Women who wish to breed with us Muslim men would be wise to follow Amanda Bynes’ example and get a sex swing, as the enormous force generated by the thrusting of our gigantic manhoods has been known to send unholstered women right through the wall.

Amanda Bynes better strap her naked body in and hold on tight, for when a powerful Muslim man gets to hammering away at her orifices she is going to experience significant G-forces and possibly lose consciousness.

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Muslims Demand Amanda Bynes Be Freed

July 24, 2013, 5:13 am

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Amanda Bynes is currently being held as a mental patient on a 5150 hold after she put a flaming cloth on top of a gas tank to create a makeshift explosive in the driveway of an elderly woman (source).

However, it was later discovered that the elderly woman was a Jew, making Amanda Bynes not only completely sane but a dedicated Jihadist!

There is nothing more sane then trying to blowup an old Jewish woman in her home. To hold Amanda Bynes as a mental patient for this act is ridiculous, and offensive to Islam and everything us true Muslims stand for. That is why we demand the infidels release Amanda Bynes at once, or they will suffer the consequences of a strongly worded fatwa!

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Amanda Bynes Stars In Anti-Interracial Dating PSA

August 14, 2013, 5:07 am

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Amanda Bynes stars in this anti-interracial dating PSA, as it chronicles her shocking transformation from fresh-faced bright-eyed potential Muslim wife to degenerate mudshark skank.

This Amanda Bynes PSA is part of the “Black Guys – Not Even Once” advertising campaign (a spin-off on the meth campaign with a similar slogan) that is set to run nationwide in the hopes of battling the epidemic of coal burning sluts in the heathen US of A.

The side effects from getting with a black guy are well-documented and include weight gain, poorly dyed blonde hair, hoop earrings, AIDS, single mothering of mongrel offspring, Kool-Aid breath, and diarrhea. That is why it is so important that this Amanda Bynes PSA scare at risk humpblack whales straight before they throw their lives away by going over to the dark side.

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Amanda Bynes Sex Tape Video Diary Leaked

November 20, 2013, 1:32 pm

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Amanda Bynes has been keeping a video diary to prove to the state of California that she is mentally competent, and that she should be released from psychiatric care.

As you can see in this leaked video, Amanda Bynes is just your average normal American girl who is NOT made out of wax, enjoys jerking off guys in the backs of cars, and likes getting her nipples rubbed.

Yes this Amanda Bynes sex tape video diary proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is completely sane. Besides if the US locked up every woman that gave strangers handjobs, and molested a dog’s sex organs there would hardly be any left and they’d be dangerously low on sandwiches.

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